May 2013
forumgamer:
bagginspotterkenobi:
someone on the westeros forum was talking shit about the starks and said “shaggydog sounds like something a 3 year old would name their wolf”
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James Potter lookalike is moving to Canada for a year :C
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ostracizedpoodle:
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
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laughingstation:
when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously
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lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
dicksimmons:
wyoming humming god save the queen while he’s grooming his mustache
freelancertexas:
if u dont think sarge is adorable we cant be friends
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mistevieous:
dicksimmons:
josiethefuckingawesomescout replied to your post: dont talk to me about wash and mainei ll cry on…
Shh its okay. Remember when Maine checked with Wash to see how the brute shot looked cause he valued his opinion? Or that Wash was the…
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
dirkception:
*breathes heavily* Are you gonna reblog that? because i reblogged that just for you
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
milkouji:
my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena